The Leotards are Back!!!

After a couple of weekends stuck in KC, Stix, will be returning to Larryville this Saturday for some good ol' fashion leotarding! Sure to be a myriad of new hits to come from this time apart.

Is there a new member joining the Leotards lineup? You will have to wait and see...

Spoiler alert: It's Cher's cousin, Mark e. Smith!

This just in...Kate Winslet really does want to fuck STIX!!

It appears Kate Winslet has split from director hubby Sam Mendes. Could an affair with Leotards frontwoman, Stix, be at the center of the split...probably not but it won't stop Stix from having a dream!

In other Leotards news, Sugar Dick is forever banned from playing any kind of musical instrument during a leotards performance! I guess when you have a dick so big it stretches people out there isn't enough blood left in the brain to keep time.

Rock Chalk, bitches!!

Just when you thought the Leotards were a punk rock band....

Leotards take on reggae!!! A couple of local musicians came over to help the Leotards with a new reggae song titled, 'Gospel 1.' Mick played percussion on the back of an acoustic guitar and Mark worked it out on the keys. Now, I'm not saying this is better than 'sugar dick' but it gets damn close.

Stay tuned...Stix will soon be taking the boys for a night out at Tootsies!

Leotards: Feuding?

After a short session in the studio with Mick last saturday it appears the Leotards need a bit more preparation before they record their much anticipated second album.

King Tosser: I really hope Stix comes up with some better vocals or this Tosser is going solo!

Stix: Cher may be able to keep good time, but that isn't too hard when you play the same beat throughout the entire song.

Cher: Maybe Stix should go back to what she does best; dancing and rapping!

Let's hope these Leotards can get it together before SXSW.

Leotards: Open Mic Night! 2/13/10

Following a nice win by the jayhawks, the Leotards decided to give the kids a little treat...an impromptu leotards show! With the announcement that the Leotards would be back in the studio it was only fitting that we give the diehard leo-retards a taste of the new tunes. "Kate Winslet" brought the crowd to their feet but the highlight of the night didn't come until after the show........SUGAR DICK on the mic with some NWA! Other notable performances included a french rap by brian and Heather and Stix harmonizing on a little Indigo Girls.

In other Leotards news, Cher will be releasing her debut solo album titled, If I have to record one more song with these wankers I'm going to pull my own plug. Oui!

Leotards: Back in the studio!

That's right, folks, a week and 3 hrs since the release of our debut album we are back in the studio recording! The new self-titled album will feature the single "Pretty girls who like to Fuck." We promise the new album will have a lot more fucking than the first!

Stay Tuned....

To benefit Haiti, the Leotards will be remaking "We Are the World," and will also be posting a much belated tribute to the King of Pop!