Leotards: Open Mic Night! 2/13/10

Following a nice win by the jayhawks, the Leotards decided to give the kids a little treat...an impromptu leotards show! With the announcement that the Leotards would be back in the studio it was only fitting that we give the diehard leo-retards a taste of the new tunes. "Kate Winslet" brought the crowd to their feet but the highlight of the night didn't come until after the show........SUGAR DICK on the mic with some NWA! Other notable performances included a french rap by brian and Heather and Stix harmonizing on a little Indigo Girls.

In other Leotards news, Cher will be releasing her debut solo album titled, If I have to record one more song with these wankers I'm going to pull my own plug. Oui!

Leotards: Back in the studio!

That's right, folks, a week and 3 hrs since the release of our debut album we are back in the studio recording! The new self-titled album will feature the single "Pretty girls who like to Fuck." We promise the new album will have a lot more fucking than the first!

Stay Tuned....

To benefit Haiti, the Leotards will be remaking "We Are the World," and will also be posting a much belated tribute to the King of Pop!

Leotards CD release party!

Feb. 5th marked the unofficial release of the long awaited Leotards debut album, "tardy." Missing from the party was the hot lead singer, Stix, but somehow they managed to carry on without her. A few of our followers, known as the Leo-retards had a chance to listen to the album before taking off on the early side to masturbate, I presume, leaving Mick and King Tosser to kill the rest of the beers and listen to each song a hundred dreadful times.

Highlights from the album: Stix's vocals(a young Kim Gordan anyone?). Cher. Kate Winslet. Hand claps on New Order(all of our songs are named after the bands we rip off). King tosser managed to make It through the 8 songs without any mistakes, but failed to really stand out. Cher and stix are obviously the true talent in this bunch of tards!